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  • Audiobook

    Last Writes

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    6 hours 28 min

    Jaine still hasn't found a good man—or a way to keep all those sugary snacks from going straight to her hips. But—with a little help from her best friend Kandi—she's finally landed a gig as a sitcom writer! True, Muffy 'n Me (aka "Bewitched with Tits") isn't going to win any Emmys. And her office at Miracle Studios needs a little sprucing up, and a few dozen rat traps. But it sure beats writing ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Killing Cupid

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    6 hours 38 min

    Love is in the air as freelance writer Jaine Austen begins a new job at the Dates of Joy matchmaking service . . .When Jaine lands a job writing web copy and brochures for matchmaker Joy Amoroso, she's excited for a chance to help the lovelorn—until she realizes Joy is a ruthless taskmaster who screams at her employees for the smallest infractions, pads her website with pictures of professional ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Killer Cruise

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    7 hours 25 min

    Wordsmith Jaine Austen's ship has finally come in. Her new teaching gig on a fancy cruise line nabs her a free vacation—and access to a twenty-four-hour buffet! But sooner than you can say "bon voyage," Jaine's all-expenses-paid trip to the Mexican Riviera seems destined to be a wreck . . .Things are already off to a rocky start when Jaine discovers a stowaway amidst her luggage—her persnickety ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Killing Bridezilla

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    7 hours 27 min

    When writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, "I do's" soon become "I wish I hadn't's"—and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine . . .Jaine's accepted her share of lame gigs to pay the bills, but rewriting Shakespeare's got to be an all-time low. The fiasco begins with a call from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber rich uber witch Patti ... Read more

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  • Nightmare on Elf Street

    by Laura Levine ...
    A delightful holiday cozy mystery which originally appeared in the Fern Michaels holiday collection, Secret Santa, is made available as an e-book single for the very first time!Aside from the mortifying costume, how bad can a gig as a mall Santa’s elf be? Jaine Austen finds out when she’s teamed up with the Santa from Hell. But things go from bad to worse when he’s found murdered on the job—and ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    The PMS Murder

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    7 hours 10 min

    On the frontlines of the battle of the bulge, otherwise known as trying on bathing suits in the communal dressing room at Loehmann's, freelance writer Jaine Austen makes a new friend—a wannabe actress named Pam—and gets a new job: sprucing up Pam's bare-bones resume. Their feeling of connection is mutual, so Pam invites Jaine to join The PMS Club–a women's support group that meets once a week over ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Pampered to Death

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    6 hours 18 min

    When freelance writer Jaine Austen is surprised with an über-luxe spa getaway, she and her feline pal Prozac are eager to hit the road and bask in a week of pampering and pedicures. But what she gets is a California fat farm in disguise, complete with celery-juice cocktails, humiliating weigh-ins, and a zero-tolerance position on carbs.Among her bulge-battling companions is Mallory Francis, a B ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Shoes to Die For

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    6 hours 42 min

    If clothes make the man, then what do Jaine Austen's elastic-waist pants and T-shirts make her? A fashion nightmare, according to her neighbor, Lance. She doesn't expect Lance—who works in the designer shoe department at Nieman Marcus—to understand . . . which is how she ends up visiting his favorite boutique, Passions. While the couture is definitely not for Jaine, the staff's gossip is. Tiny ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Death of a Trophy Wife

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    7 hours 24 min

    Without a job or a date in sight, freelance writer Jaine Austen is equally out of luck in finance and romance. So when her friend Lance offers to treat her to brunch at the Four Seasons, Jaine leaps at the invite. They've barely made it through the menu when Lance spots his friend Bunny, who is the new trophy wife of mattress maven Marvin Cooper.When Bunny generously offers Jaine a gig writing ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    This Pen For Hire

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    5 hours 54 min

    Smarmy personals ads. Daring declarations of love. Freelance writer Jaine Austen has penned them all. But no one needs her help more than geeky, gawky Howard Murdoch. His request is simple enough: a letter proclaiming his undying love for Stacy Lawrence, a gorgeous aerobics instructor. The fact that he's never actually met the woman gives Jaine pause—yet she soon overcomes her misgivings, and the ... Read more

    $18.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Killer Blonde

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    7 hours 12 min

    A gal with a serious Ben & Jerry's habit can't afford to be too picky about employment opportunities. So when Beverly Hills socialite SueEllen Kingsley offers freelance writer Jaine Austen megabucks to ghostwrite a book of hostess tips, it's time to sharpen the #2s.But everything short circuits when Jaine finds SueEllen floating face down in her tub, fried by her own blow dryer. The primary ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Death of a Neighborhood Witch

    by Laura Levine ...
    Narrated by Brittany Pressley ...
    Series series Jaine Austen Mystery

    Unabridged

    6 hours 38 min

    When Jaine Austen's beloved cat Prozac unwittingly scares to death a parakeet belonging to the neighborhood's resident curmudgeon, Jaine finds herself knee-deep in toil and trouble. The cantankerous Hollywood has-been once played Cryptessa Muldoon, television's fourth most famous monster mom. Now she spends her days making enemies with everyone on the block. So when the ornery D-lister is murdered ... Read more

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